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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:54 pm | |
| Starting a forum game where you try to screw over the previous person's wish, then make your own. I will start.
I wish that I had a computer that could run Achron! | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:46 pm | |
| Granted, however the computer has no way of connecting to the internet or to other computers and so can't get Achron onto itself.
I wish I could be one of the gods in this role-play. | |
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UsOurselvesandWe
Posts : 26 Join date : 2011-03-14
Character sheet Name: Siccus Race Name: Bellundinae
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:40 pm | |
| Granted, you are now one of the gods playing this game, but with no one to play the part of Imun the story cannot progress past the first turn.
I wish I could travel time and space to places and eras that my safety is guaranteed.
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:14 am | |
| Granted. Since your safety cannot be guaranteed in any place or time, you cannot move through time and space, and are stuck in a state of immobility.
I wish that I could cast magic missile at the darkness. | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:59 pm | |
| Granted. Unfortunately the darkness cannot be harmed by such a thing and simply eats you.
I wish for a better laptop. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:12 pm | |
| Granted. The genie gives you an up to date computer. Unfortunately, it has no OS installed and any attempt to install one causes it to crash on boot up.
I wish I did not have to post a wish on this thread. | |
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UsOurselvesandWe
Posts : 26 Join date : 2011-03-14
Character sheet Name: Siccus Race Name: Bellundinae
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| Granted, you didn’t need to post a wish. So . . . why did you?
I wish for a sandwich to appear in front of me every time I said sandwich.
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:48 pm | |
| Granted. Unfortunately the sandwich is always a sand and seashell sandwich and is inedible.
I wish I wasn't so board. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:58 am | |
| - Oralordos wrote:
- Granted. Unfortunately the sandwich is always a sand and seashell sandwich and is inedible.
I wish I wasn't so board. Granted. The genie realizes you meant bored instead of board, and gives you the most interesting life possible, as an achron soldier. Sure, time travel is exciting, but the achron is ordering you to paradox yourself! Is being dead or having clones experiencing hell and not being bored with you worthwhile, determined by Schrödinger's gun? I wish I could edit the "Jerkass Genie" in the title to mean "Benevolent Genie", so that my wishes were actually granted! | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:45 pm | |
| Granted. You actually can! Now why don't you is the real question.
I wish that more than the two of us would be doing this. | |
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Omegatron
Posts : 20 Join date : 2011-03-15 Location : England
Character sheet Name: Algeron Race Name: Metrozoi
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:51 pm | |
| Granted! Everyone in the world starts playing and overloads the server!
I wish this was called Corrupt a Wish because that's how I know it! | |
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Snowyowl
Posts : 42 Join date : 2011-03-14 Age : 32
Character sheet Name: Somerley Race Name: Aquarians
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:32 pm | |
| Granted! But this breaks the forum because only mods can edit page titles and I'm not a mod so I had to hack the server and I don't know hacking so I broke it. Or something like that.
I wish for a sandwich so big, even the Genie could not eat it. | |
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Omegatron
Posts : 20 Join date : 2011-03-15 Location : England
Character sheet Name: Algeron Race Name: Metrozoi
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:47 pm | |
| Granted! The genie isn't omnipotent so there is no paradox and the genie attacks you with the sandwich for even thinking about that paradox! I wish I knew what would happen if I killed my grandfather before my mum was born! | |
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UsOurselvesandWe
Posts : 26 Join date : 2011-03-14
Character sheet Name: Siccus Race Name: Bellundinae
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:11 pm | |
| man why did you have to post before me i was going to make the universe into a sandwich Granted! You killed your mother’s dad an instant before she was born, not too much is different good thing you didn’t wish to kill him before she was conceived that may have been messy.
I wish I could have Gir as a sidekick during the zombie apocalypse. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:08 am | |
| Granted! Except Gir is a zombie and you don't survive the zombie apocalypse. I wish someone would put smilies in their next post. And think up some interesting way to grant an open ended wish. | |
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UsOurselvesandWe
Posts : 26 Join date : 2011-03-14
Character sheet Name: Siccus Race Name: Bellundinae
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:46 am | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:54 am | |
| Granted. You receive several hundred trillion pet chickens, crushing you instantly.
I wish I had more time in my day. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:42 am | |
| Granted. Time is now frozen, with one apparent day per second. Enjoy your long days.
I wish I had a magic lamp with a Benevolent Genie whenever I said "I want a nice genie!" | |
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Snowyowl
Posts : 42 Join date : 2011-03-14 Age : 32
Character sheet Name: Somerley Race Name: Aquarians
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:07 pm | |
| Granted. The lamp weighs 250 tons and is crushing your windpipe so you can't speak.
I wish it could be Christmas every day. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:14 pm | |
| Wish granted. http://www.wsu.edu/~campbelld/wdh/xmaseday.html - Since a book thought of a jerkass genie solution before me, this is what happens, enjoy your Christmases that slowly get worse and worse.
I wish that I never made this wish. | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:40 am | |
| Granted. Unfortunately the paradox causes the universe to implode, killing everyone and everything in it.
I wish I had my own private island. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:07 am | |
| Granted. It is on a planet halfway across the universe. To make matters even worse, the genie sold everything you owned to pay for this private island.
I wish I could get libalut so that Achron would finally work! | |
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Oralordos Admin
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-02-19 Age : 31 Location : United States
Character sheet Name: Imun Race Name: Ilosa
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:25 am | |
| Granted. Unfortunately libsdl is no longer working so Achron still won't run.
I wish I had a Power Suit like Samus. | |
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eliotn
Posts : 50 Join date : 2011-03-12
Character sheet Name: Rogue Race Name: Pixie
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:11 am | |
| - Oralordos wrote:
- Granted. Unfortunately libsdl is no longer working so Achron still won't run.
I wish I had a Power Suit like Samus. OOC: lol that happened when I tried running it on my friends computer Granted, but samus came with the suit and annihilated you upon sight. I wish trillioneyes would post so we can get battle of the gods going! | |
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Omegatron
Posts : 20 Join date : 2011-03-15 Location : England
Character sheet Name: Algeron Race Name: Metrozoi
| Subject: Re: Jerkass Genie Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:28 am | |
| Granted! She posts spam and BotG is ruined forever! I wish the temperature of the room I am in would be a comfortable temperature for me, not too hot (or too cold for that matter)! | |
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